Season 1
S1.E1 ∙ Cupped by a Shammy HandS1.E2 ∙ Sex Is FunS1.E3 ∙ The Bringer of SpidersS1.E4 ∙ Until I'm Married or You're DeadS1.E5 ∙ Jarvis Cocker's Brit Pop HerdS1.E6 ∙ Were You on the South Bank Show Last Night?
Season 2
S2.E1 ∙ Simple People Eating Complex CarbohydratesS2.E2 ∙ The Pig Knows You're FrightenedS2.E3 ∙ Two Lesbians Pissed on by BatsS2.E4 ∙ A British Asian Comedian Can't Buy a House Because of James BrownS2.E5 ∙ Thwarted Sex PestsS2.E6 ∙ Country FileS2.E7 ∙ You Can Face Time or Face ThisS2.E8 ∙ My Father's Would Be AssassinsS2.E9 ∙ Hello Can I Have a BathS2.E10 ∙ The Land of Happy DonkeysS2.E11 ∙ The Lips and Arseholes of Alan Davies
Season 3
S3.E1 ∙ I Have Been Fingered by Captain KirkS3.E2 ∙ Thirty-Five Quid for ThisS3.E3 ∙ I'm Locked in with a Ham and I'm Not Coming OutS3.E4 ∙ It Must Have Been Big to Serve a Lot of PeopleS3.E5 ∙ That Is a LieS3.E6 ∙ Salmon Mousse and BullshitS3.E7 ∙ Watch Out, Wanky Bill's AboutS3.E8 ∙ Loose Men with Chris MartinS3.E9 ∙ No Smiling, No LaughingS3.E10 ∙ And Then He Deftly Grabbed My CervixS3.E11 ∙ Jokes About James Joyce and BalletS3.E12 ∙ Best Bits
Season 4
S4.E1 ∙ Don't Know If It Was the Embarrassment or the Narcotics But I Have a NosebleedS4.E2 ∙ A Clacker Free ZoneS4.E3 ∙ A Penis Poking Through the WindowS4.E4 ∙ Hitler & JingleS4.E5 ∙ Just Pop a Knife Near Your PenisS4.E6 ∙ Jaffa Cake NipplesS4.E7 ∙ Just the Moon and My Mum's TitsS4.E8 ∙ Carnal Happy Fun TimesS4.E9 ∙ Do I Know Him? I Shagged Him!S4.E10 ∙ Cream Cakes and Pernod
Season 5
S5.E1 ∙ Captain Kirk and William Shatner Are Two Different PeopleS5.E2 ∙ They Burnt My Arse with a ChickenS5.E3 ∙ Free PussyS5.E4 ∙ Frank Bruno Was the Original Bus DriverS5.E5 ∙ The Poxed Puppies of Leprous BitchesS5.E6 ∙ Half of My Special RoseS5.E7 ∙ My Breasts Are at WarS5.E8 ∙ Roll Your Trousers Up and Do a Krankie
Season 6
S6.E1 ∙ Chin Chin, BitchesS6.E2 ∙ Go Ahead, Motorboat MeS6.E3 ∙ Full Arse in the BinS6.E4 ∙ Powerful Exposed LipsS6.E5 ∙ I scribbled on the other breastS6.E6 ∙ My Vagina Smells of SausagesS6.E7 ∙ Very Loud and Very RudeS6.E8 ∙ Don't Do a Punchline When I'm SwallowingS6.E9 ∙ The Accuracy of a PigeonS6.E10 ∙ A Hundred Quid, Nothing, Nothing, Vibrator
Season 7
S7.E0 ∙ 2022 SpecialS7.E1 ∙ Magaluf and a Busy NoseS7.E2 ∙ You'll Knock The Park Out Of The BallS7.E3 ∙ Well Well Well, We Seem to Have Caught Ourselves a TwatS7.E4 ∙ Français ChampignonsS7.E5 ∙ Groped the KingS7.E6 ∙ I Come From HastingsS7.E7 ∙ I Like It DryS7.E8 ∙ Your Man, Your Woman, Your Whatever
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled (2014)
All Alan has is an amazing fact about each of them, after which... who knows where the conversation will lead? It's this intimacy and free-form nature that spawns the kind of anecdotes and improvisational humour you won't get anywhere else. And then, at the end of the show, Alan and his guests have to come up with a title for that episode. Easy. Right?